so much for stardust

life is honestly too short to be embarrassed over anything that sparks even a little happiness in you

the funnest part of reading books is telling people the plot like its hot gossip

You may notice that stoning someone is considered violent, but getting stoned is generally a good time. Similarly, getting your shit rocked is usually bad, but rocking someone’s world is almost always positive. This is because we rocks are very nuanced and complex

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

Last night was a tubi original