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Him: you better not be a man of constant sorrow when I get home

My stupid ass:

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anarcho-catboyism

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

chainmail-butch

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

chainmail-butch

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

greelin

cptsd kind of annoying. Release me

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greelin

cptsd kind of annoying. Release me

bugshroom

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.

untitledrockshow

dream blunt rotation

uglymelon

Safety tips you can share during your next blunt rotation:

Bacteria grow most rapidly in the range of temperatures between 40°F and 140°F, doubling in number in as little as 20 minutes. This range of temperatures is often called the "Danger Zone." Keep hot food hot and cold food cold.

Always wear a life jacket when you’re out on the water.

When driving, use the three-second rule to ensure a safe following distance and avoid a collision. This gives you enough time to react if another driver makes a mistake.

a-book-dragon

Rather than distinctly male or female, the human brain is much more like the heart, kidneys and lungs – basically the same no matter the sex of the body it's in.

rb to make a biological essentialist mad <3

liminalweirdo

“This collapse is a telltale sign of a problem known as publication bias. Small, early studies which found a significant sex difference were likelier to get published than research finding no male-female brain difference.”

mckitterick

the notes on this are toxic - to help clear up any misunderstanding, here’s the actual science paper:

With the explosion of neuroimaging, differences between male and female brains have been exhaustively analyzed. Here we synthesize three dec

in short: brains are brains

shoyohnt

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

cheaphalloweencostume

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

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sunshinemoonrx

HUH?

Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???

sunshinemoonrx

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

sunshinemoonrx

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

noticesghosts

What the hell

noticesghosts

What is going on

crabussy

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

devotedgossamerreader

hey there just out of curiosity are you not human, too?

crabussy

hilariously enough, I am probably the most human out of anyone on this entire site. earlier today I was posting about getting "species euphoria" from doing human activities like ecosystem management. I'm the worlds first therian to have a kintype that aligns with his biological species. shirt that says "I ❤️ being a sapient omnivorous primate & bipedal persistence predator" on the front and booty shorts that say "largest gluteal muscles to body size ratio on the planet"

powerbottombrucespringsteen

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

christianstepmoms

Alt-right Ash Ketchum: I wonder when Glenn Beck will call me back

Brock: Glenn is a fictional character from that silly American show you like. You know there’s no political apparatus in Kanto except Officer Jennys. And even then, she’s a figurehead

Misty: yeah what kinda cop doesn’t have a gun

Brock: misty we’ll get to your tacit support of a militarized police force in another post

valencians

guy who refuses to drink because he believes alcohol blackouts break the continuity of consciousness

witchofanguish

guy who drinks because he believes alcohol blackouts break the continuity of consciousness

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pressurised

9:13 pm: the pain is unbearable

11:24: Chippius Versus Salsington

2:06 am: I have more to say about the pain

notaplaceofhonour

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

notaplaceofhonour

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

notaplaceofhonour

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

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