World’s Finest Rampaging Boars

I want to play Minecraft, watching the extinction of it.

call that attending an Executive Function

you'll feel like a total dipshit train wreck and no matter what some girl is gonna see you and think "role model". you can't kill yourself you have to go be clocky in the gas station so a 14 year old can have the trajectory of her life altered forever

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

It’s so funny to me that soccer games can end with a score of 0-0 like imagine going to see a soccer game and both teams just run around the field for 90 minutes doing absolutely nothing and nobody scores any points and at the end of the 90 minutes they’re like well. Guess that’s that. Great soccer game guys.

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french