when i go home,

i've been thinking i'll find a way to make a bunch of gates. I want to put random gates in the woods. no fence. just gate. openable. no explanation.

business pitch for just myself

the sharks are me

my pitch is gates in the woods

pitch sponsored for a 100% stake in all gates

i have this conspiracy theory that over the years, companies have been watering down drinks like chocolate milk and lemonade. Today I had one of those red chocolate milk boxes and I swear to god it had to be like 90% water.

on another note, i think the best way to get to wonderland is to follow a peacock

though, they move pretty fast on their legs alone.

i also theorize that the extra large popcorn buckets at the movies are getting smaller. Whatever happened to free refills? why are those gone?

i never make the pictures to put in lockets small enough.

do you think you could train a raccoon to dj?

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we'll see each other soon.. :)

be a judgy bitch,