cosmic perspective

Official silly sign

WTF (where's the feta?)

LMFAO (love my feta and olives)

im going to explode in the kiln

My dad read me stuff like the lord of the rings and the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and Sherlock Holmes as bedtime stories when I was a kid and I dunno what sort of effect that had on my development but whatever it did I think I’m making it everyone else’s problem

Reading chapter books one chapter a night to his kids was I think also an excuse for my dad to read some books he’d never gotten around to reading by himself. Did he know how sexual the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy series can possibly get? No. We learned that together as a family.

I truly thought that the end of this would be "but then Elon killed the program and now rabies is on the rise" so I'm glad it's still running