it's a gift from you.

[ID. two gifs and two still images of a scene from the simpsons. bart stands in a store reading a magazine called "queer focus". he turns to his mom who's staring at a display case and asks, "mom, am i a butch or a femme?" still looking at the case, marge answers, "honey, you can be anything you want to be." bart makes a pleasantly surprised expression and continues reading. end ID.]

when I see Shiv I think of my friend who said I'm gay I'm gay I'M GAY I'M SO FUCKING GAY

i could be your deadbeat tumblr mutual

call my girl alfred the way she hitch on my cock. it’s psycho the way she hitch on my cock. she hitch on my cock til I get vertigo. she hitch her cock in my rear window. she hitch on my cock til I’m spellbound. call her rebecca the way she hitch on my cock. she hitch on my cock til i know too much. hm. she’s hitched on my cock like a rope on a lifeboat. uh. it’s notorious how she hitch on my cock. call her marnie the way she… she hitch on my cock in 39 steps… call my girl capricorn the way I’m under her… while she hitches my cock. til I get stage fright. um. my lady hitch on my cock and then vanishes. um. the birds.

tony soprano. i didnt say his name but he popped into your head didnt he

do you think the pieces from chess are all actually mad at each other or are they just like actors

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession