Professional kitty.

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Context: the reason this post was written is because screenshots have been leaked from the Official Homestuck Discord server showing that they are probably responsible for getting the unofficial server taken down, or at least conspired to do so. It is also clear that they have been attempting to mass report /r/homestuck and two other subreddits since February in an attempt to get them taken down too. There are a few other things shown in these screenshots which are immediately disturbing. We believe this to be a continuation of a pattern of behavior of legal intimidation and malicious interference towards Homestuck community spaces and members.

Andrew Hussie has a history of being litigious and over-controlling, with one example being forbidding art commissions based on Homestuck (which Vibri has since lied about, saying Hussie never wanted this to happen). This has escalated since the end of the comic into seeking total control over the fandom

As of 2026, they have begun discussing the weaponization of US police reports to silence fans who are not anonymous.

Please spread this and help us save one of the few remaining places of open fan discussion.

like it could ask you the yes/no questions, then you enter the date and it calculates if it's one of these dates when it's sin. and it'd be a fun research thing, you know? to go look up what exactly the rules are around those dates. it could be like an apple II program, since it's very simple.

plus you could hook it in with the penances for those sins! so it can also be used for reference. if you accidentally fucked your wife on a feast day, how bad as sin is that? do you gotta only eat bread and water for three years, stay off the ale for 6, and leave the country?¹ or do you just gotta stay on bread & water for a 100 days²?

but then sometimes you gotta realize that you're seriously considering writing BASIC software for Early Middle Ages catholic priests? based on a type of document that went out of favor IN THE TWELFTH CENTURY AD?

yeah I am. I just really like programming and religious miscellanea. this is awesome.

Penitential of Finnian (pdf link), what you gotta do if you kill your friend not out of hatred but because the devil made you do it.

Those are first offenses, of course. there's like, a scale you go up if you repeat it.

Also, everyone's favorite "used to be huge, now fallen out of the zeitgeist" type of sex makes an appearance: Intercrural sex! (aka thighjobs). Here called "femoral masturbation", a wild term I've not seen before today.

They're mentioned so they can be not as bad as sodomy. a thighjob with your bro is 100 days, then a year each time you do it again.

(the penance is singing, obviously)

"Likewise, he who commits this manly crime shall repent for four years"

I scrolled past "in femoribus" too fast and thought it said "in femboys". Gonna start telling people that's what femoribus means in latin; femboy. yeah, if you fucked a femboy in 7th century ireland, the penance was a year of bread and water.

they wouldn't translate the "three types of sodomy", but I can!

respectively they are:

Anal (four years)

Thighjob (three years)

So apparently dogfucking is worse than a handjob but better than a thighjob or anal.

(this is from The Synod of the Grove of Victory. Cummean says oral is 4 years, so the same as anal)

fiveforfive - collective fund for trans women and girls and transfem causes

gendered intelligence - trans led advocacy org

mermaids - supports trans youth

akt - lgbtq youth homelessness charity

loving me - domestic abuse service for trans people in england

trans creative uk - trans artists countering media negativity by raising trans voices, Manchester-based with national reach

trans unite - directory of support groups in the uk

trans kids deserve better - action network by and for trans+ youth

Trying to line cook while you're now a pooltoy and cant grab any handles. Gotta make sure your new robot body is intrinsically safe before we let you work near the grain powder and flammable vapors. Your little kobold legs are so short you can't drive yourself anymore, but its even more of a problem cuz you're supposed to be driving a semi 7 days of the week.

Can you confirm its you anymore when you need to show id? This dog is trying to buy some fireball whisky, but her id says shes a human. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "Is it because I'm made of slime?"