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I bought a different color pen. But I'm officially too tired to continue, so I'm done for tonight.
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I may have underestimated how tough this would be, fuck. Gonna go get dinner, calling it for a bit.
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i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.
It begins.
I have come into the possession of the "Book of the Year", as featured in such periodicals as BookPony magazine.
Let the defacement commence.
...Once I can find a marker that's actually orange, that is.

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wow this website really has zero algorithm huh
you kinda just shout stuff into the void and hope it lands
i like it
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL
Announcement: The Homestuck Team Reported our Discord. The Subreddit is Next.
Some excerpts:
Context: the reason this post was written is because screenshots have been leaked from the Official Homestuck Discord server showing that they are probably responsible for getting the unofficial server taken down, or at least conspired to do so. It is also clear that they have been attempting to mass report /r/homestuck and two other subreddits since February in an attempt to get them taken down too. There are a few other things shown in these screenshots which are immediately disturbing. We believe this to be a continuation of a pattern of behavior of legal intimidation and malicious interference towards Homestuck community spaces and members.
Andrew Hussie has a history of being litigious and over-controlling, with one example being forbidding art commissions based on Homestuck (which Vibri has since lied about, saying Hussie never wanted this to happen). This has escalated since the end of the comic into seeking total control over the fandom
As of 2026, they have begun discussing the weaponization of US police reports to silence fans who are not anonymous.
Please spread this and help us save one of the few remaining places of open fan discussion.
More evidence and summaries here: https://reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/1sk5576/the_homestuck_team_reported_our_discord_the/
may have found the funniest possible thing ever in this essay on medieval sex laws im reading hold on
From Law, Sex, and Christian Society in Medieval Europe by James A. Brundage
This is how tiktok users decide if you deserve to die or not
Wait wait wait
You weren't allowed to be naked???
every time I always want to write a program to do the flowchart for you (if you don't know, a lot of early programming is taught as flowcharts (or at least used to be), so there's a natural flowchart->computer program connection already in my mind)
like it could ask you the yes/no questions, then you enter the date and it calculates if it's one of these dates when it's sin. and it'd be a fun research thing, you know? to go look up what exactly the rules are around those dates. it could be like an apple II program, since it's very simple.
plus you could hook it in with the penances for those sins! so it can also be used for reference. if you accidentally fucked your wife on a feast day, how bad as sin is that? do you gotta only eat bread and water for three years, stay off the ale for 6, and leave the country?¹ or do you just gotta stay on bread & water for a 100 days²?
but then sometimes you gotta realize that you're seriously considering writing BASIC software for Early Middle Ages catholic priests? based on a type of document that went out of favor IN THE TWELFTH CENTURY AD?
yeah I am. I just really like programming and religious miscellanea. this is awesome.
Penitential of Finnian (pdf link), what you gotta do if you kill your friend not out of hatred but because the devil made you do it.
Penitential of Cummean (link), what you gotta do if you puked somewhere and a dog ate it. Some other fun bits of Cummean: If a cleric fathers a child, they should do one year bread and water. Unless the child is a boy, then it's 7 years, get out the country, and no fucking! CHASTITY FOR SEVEN YEARS, CHURCHMAN! Speaking of clerics and not fucking: if a cleric "makes love to a woman [..] in his mind", that's 7 days penance on the bread and water. But if the reason it was only in your mind was because you asked her, and she said no? FORTY DAYS PENANCE, LOSER!
wait. if I'm reading Cummean right, you get less penance for masturbating with a friend than on your own. if "boys of twenty years" masturbate together, it's 20/40 days penance. but if a man masturbates alone, it's 100 days. Huh. I wouldn't guess that hanging out together was the way to make your masturbation less sinful.
Those are first offenses, of course. there's like, a scale you go up if you repeat it.
Also, everyone's favorite "used to be huge, now fallen out of the zeitgeist" type of sex makes an appearance: Intercrural sex! (aka thighjobs). Here called "femoral masturbation", a wild term I've not seen before today.
They're mentioned so they can be not as bad as sodomy. a thighjob with your bro is 100 days, then a year each time you do it again.
While sodomy starts at a year, goes up to two, then three, and then "if it becomes a habit" (and sodomy so easily can become a habit), seven years! and "a method of penance shall be added according to the judgment of this priest". Zero idea what that'd be.
they have a rule about what punishment there should be for if someone gives someone else a liquor "in which a mouse or a weasel is found dead". which seems a very specific situation to write down the rules for, but I don't know what it was like in 7th century Ireland. maybe this was a serious problem.
I think you have to do a penance if you have (either a sex dream or a nocturnal emission, I'm not 100% sure), but only if it's "willingly". I'm not really sure what they mean by that but it's another wild idea.
(the penance is singing, obviously)
(well, singing AND bread and water, but BREAD AND WATER! is the standard penance around here)
I was looking at Paenitentiale Umbrense in Latin and tossed it into google translate and got this:
"Likewise, he who commits this manly crime shall repent for four years"
I DON'T THINK ARCHBISHOP THEODORE OF CANTERBURY CIRCA 700 AD CALLED SODOMY A "MANLY CRIME", GOOGLE TRANSLATE!
I scrolled past "in femoribus" too fast and thought it said "in femboys". Gonna start telling people that's what femoribus means in latin; femboy. yeah, if you fucked a femboy in 7th century ireland, the penance was a year of bread and water.
BTW I just LOVE how they said "in femoribus". This is a translation from 1938! They're too shy to explain what "in femoribus" means, because that was a thing back in british/US academia in the day: you didn't translate anything relating to homosexuality, so that only Educated Men could read about it. We can't have just anyone knowing about thighjobs, you see.
"Of a wife who is a harlot, thus the same man explained"
I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
first millenium germany had some wild problems
I made the program:
💬 0 🔁 3 ❤️ 9 · from that thread about when you're allowed to have sex with your wife as an Early Middle Ages Catholic, I have written an A
I tried to confirm some translation and the Vatican has some original manuscripts but they're a little hard to read
the other version is in Beneventan script? I very can't read that.
"He who is guilty of sodomy in its various forms shall do penance for four, three, or two years according to the nature of the offense."
they wouldn't translate the "three types of sodomy", but I can!
respectively they are:
Anal (four years)
Thighjob (three years)
Handjob/Masturbation (two years)
BTW bestiality ("He who sins with a dog or with an animal") is two years.
So apparently dogfucking is worse than a handjob but better than a thighjob or anal.
(this is from The Synod of the Grove of Victory. Cummean says oral is 4 years, so the same as anal)
BTW I'm not randomly being up bestiality for homophobic reasons, that's literally the verse above Sodomy. The verse above that is momfucking (three years AND you gotta go on a perpetual pilgrimage)
for reference, if a married man sees a naked woman, it's five days penance. unless he's in a bath with his wife and other women, and they all see each other, it's three days.
if an unmarried man sees a naked woman, it's only two days.

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Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay
dw my fursuit maker's been working on that for a while atp
Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor
trans actual uk - trans led and run advocacy, education and empowerment organisation
fiveforfive - collective fund for trans women and girls and transfem causes
gendered intelligence - trans led advocacy org
mermaids - supports trans youth
akt - lgbtq youth homelessness charity
loving me - domestic abuse service for trans people in england
not a phase - for trans adults
spectra - trans led advocacy, education, and other support, also focuses on sexual and mental wellbeing, London-based
trans creative uk - trans artists countering media negativity by raising trans voices, Manchester-based with national reach
trans unite - directory of support groups in the uk
trans kids deserve better - action network by and for trans+ youth
the outside project - LGBTIQ+ centre and shelter (their insta is more up to date)
trans safety network - 'a research collective exploring and analysing institutional and organised harm against trans people in the UK'
gender community lending library - provides free access to books about transgender history, lives, and culture
im an administrator for The North Wales Trans, Intersex & Nonbinary Network, a grassroots community lead group doing everything we can so support our community in our local area, here is our website and open collective page where donations can be made to us.
NWTINN is a mutual aid and social network for trans, intersex and Nonbanary people here in North Wales
Hey, is there something like a non-binary collective in Yorkshire? That's accessible and covid-safe? That would help.
when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw
happy autism awareness day to all the girls who had “ friends” growing up who were actually bullying them . to the girls who always sat alone in the grass and wondered why nobody wanted to talk . to the girls who spoke to animals like they were listening . to the girls who created a little world in their room . to the girls who always felt ashamed for how deeply they love things and how passionately they enjoyed media . to the girls who covered their ears when they were overwhelmed by everything . to the girls who carrying a special thing around to feel safe . to the girls who never understood what they did wrong to feel so lonely . to the girls who were diagnosed later in life because they weren’t little boys who liked trains. you are so special and beautiful and you’re not worse for it, you love deeply and that is so wonderful please never try to push that down . I LOVE YOU !!!!!
Somehow I ended up as a girl who was diagnosed later in life despite the fact that I was a little boy who liked trains.
The thing about "friends" who were actually bullying them is a little too real.
if pokemon were real fucking your pokemon would not only happen frequently but it would be something that they'd have to covertly market hygiene products for
it would be annoying too like your coworker would call in sick because he burnt his dick off in slugma pussy and you gotta work a double now

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I wanna see more post tf stuff where you have to adjust to your work with your new form, or try and fail spectacularly. Yeah sure you just got turned into a dragon, but we have this very important business meeting you need to attend. Claws gouging the doors while trying to be careful on the handles, frustrated growls setting off smoke detectors because the printer is being deliberately annoying.
Trying to line cook while you're now a pooltoy and cant grab any handles. Gotta make sure your new robot body is intrinsically safe before we let you work near the grain powder and flammable vapors. Your little kobold legs are so short you can't drive yourself anymore, but its even more of a problem cuz you're supposed to be driving a semi 7 days of the week.
Can you confirm its you anymore when you need to show id? This dog is trying to buy some fireball whisky, but her id says shes a human. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "Is it because I'm made of slime?"
I need to see the adjustment period
thank you tumblr but i can't actually follow him because i'm a man
maybe if i was a muppet of a man it would work