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Homestuck dweebs, if I released an audio narration of Sonnetstuckās Detective Pony would anyone want to listen to it?
Iāve recorded chapter 1. It just needs some editing.
Iāve not done any voice acting in a while, and my previous voice work has all been short ads, so forgive the quality.
Also my interesting Sollux post is linked here
hell. fucking. yes.
Detective Pony
I recently received an ask fromĀ @querimoniousqueerĀ about whether I had ever read Detective Pony by sonnetstuck. I hadnāt, but decided I should, so I read it over the past week.
Going in I knew almost nothing about it beyond the joke in Homestuck proper, in which Dirk sends Jane a vandalized copy of a Pony Pals book with substitutions made to the text for comic effect. The Detective Pony fanfic extrapolates off that premise and provides a Dirk-ified version of the entire novella.
At first I wasnāt particularly sold on the premise. Revisiting the storyās first page (which Hussie himself created in Homestuck), itās actually not that funny. At the beginning of Act 6 Hussie took the opportunity of the new universe to update the in-universe date from April 13, 2009 to November 11, 2011. This is not a particularly long stretch of time but to emphasize this shift Hussie decided to throw in several references to what is, I assume, the singular piece of new media he had consumed during that period: the sitcom Parks and Recreation.
Iām not sure how hilarious Hussie thought it was to change a supporting characterās name to Pawnee Township, Indiana, the fictional setting of Parks and Recreation, but in 2023 the reference feels phenomenally dated, without the self-awareness of the intentionally dated references to Con Air elsewhere in the comic. Though the reference is a bit more interesting metafictionally (does Dirk, living in post-apocalyptic future Earth, intend to make a reference to a work popular in 2011, making it contemporaneous and thus relevant to Jane?), now that the audience of Homestuck is no longer themselves contemporaneous to Jane itās hard to even crack a smile beyond the simple audaciousness of the premise.
As Detective Pony (the fanfic) continues, it quickly grows dull. In Homestuck, the joke is fairly short and works because of its aforementioned audaciousness, so seeing a subsequent 20-30 pages of what is basically the same idea repeated over and over (everyone swears, everyone is violent, the cat is Satanic, plus a few non sequitur references) wore me down pretty quickly.
Fortunately, the fanfic has some major cards to play.
The first longform philosophical digression on the corruption of lolcat memes grabbed my interest, and as the story goes on, an entirely new metafictional narrative emerges in which Dirk, the cynical and too-smart-for-his-own-good authorial figure, comes into conflict with the more earnest and sincere characters (and original author) of Pony Pals. A dichotomy is established between the intellectually probing but ironically detached nature of one authorial voice and the childish but emotionally honest nature of the other. The authorial voices begin to wage war against each other, with Dirkās orange-texted narrative attempting to cover up the black-texted narrative of the other voices, leading to a complex series of machinations and an eventual exposing of Dirkās bitter loneliness and self-doubt.
This all sounds rather familiar.
Indeed, halfway through this fic, I had to scroll to the top and check the date it was posted. October 14, 2014. Predating Homestuckās Epilogues by roughly five years.
I find it difficult to believe that Hussie or his Epilogue co-authors had not read Detective Pony prior to writing the Epilogues. The thematic overlap is immense, let alone the explicit plot and metatextual elements, let alone the fact that all of those elements revolve specifically around Dirk. Thatās not to say the two works are identical. Detective Pony leans far more heavily onto its authorās extensive knowledge of Western literature and philosophy (including significant references to Derrida, Dante, Plato, Socrates, and others), while the Epilogues aggrandize the scope of stakes of the plot and weave in a far wider amount of character threads.
Iād recommend Detective Pony to anyone still confused or potentially even hurt by the Epilogues; theĀ ācharacter assassinationā done in Detective Pony is done to characters from a story about ponies for little girls as opposed to your beloved Homestuck characters, so it might be much easier to approach, grapple with, and understand the themes of the Epilogues without the large amount of emotional baggage characters like Jane, Jake, Jade, Dave, and so on carry with them. It might shed more insight on what Hussie and his co-authors were attempting with the Epilogues, though you might also find it a bit dull if youāre not familiar with Derrida or the other frequently-quoted philosophers within the text. Iām not a philosophy person myself (way more of a classical fiction junkie), but still I was able to follow along and enjoy it.
looking back on it, the similarity is uncanny and scary LOL
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pancakemolybdenum submitted:
i think you submitted this with the intent of relating the image to pony pays detective pony by sonnetstuck so i will tag it as such, though i am unsure
I freaking love Sonnetstuckās Detective Pony, both for the actual storyline and spot-on characterization, and for the levels of meta in a way that works without being inaccessible or pretentious.
This got way longer than I was expecting, so more under the cut
Wanna read a four page paper about meaning in transformative works and by that I mean Homestuck?
No?
Well good, ācause this is actually a four and a half page paper about meaning in transformative works by which I mean Homestuck by which i mean Detective Pony.