Aim For The Heart

just found out my entire personality is a trauma response

depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...

*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity

Isn’t this the plot of heathers?

alternate narrative: it’s actually fine if someone found me a little weird or even off-putting. i am a little weird and it’s no big deal

without American politics changing after 9/11 we wouldn’t have seen michael sheen in good omens 

…explainnn

I know the Geneva convention don’t exist in like the faerie realm or whatever, but sometimes I’ll look at the actions of “good guys” in a fantasy book and go like ok so this is definitely a war crime

Now I be like “oh fuck i forgot my mask” like im spiderman or something

guy : so i was getting a glass of water (a glass is just a commonly used cylinder closed off on the bottom in order to hold liquids btw)

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

This just in millionaires add crying to the list of things that they should get paid for?