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what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

Taking a nap with the sound of rain outside is heavenly.

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

Hey. Things are going to get better.

You cannot prevent it.

Yes I am threatening you with a good time.

Have A Good Day, Bitch

when I’m checking out at the register and the cashier is clearly having a horrible day, I feel like I am under so much pressure to speak soooo gently and pleasantly. like I am handling a skittish and traumatized horse. here I am offering my credit card so efficiently. here is an apple from my palm

what did they do

What they had to do.

if i do something wrong they kill me