A gay medium and a possessed rapper walk in a bar.

brown eyes so dark they look black are the best actually and I don't give a fuck about sunlight hitting them to make them lighter either I want to be consumed by the inky abyss

that’s what I’m talking about ‼️

Not if I can impregnate her first

Happy Satan Impregnates His Bride season to those who celebrate.

Graveyards hold no fear for me, as I’m descended from a long line of dead people.

polycule where one guy has an “i can fix him” mindset and another guy has an “i can make him worse” mindset about the same third guy. net zero moral change

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”