out of context souvenir programme

Mansard? Why, Mansard died in a murdering accident!

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Simon Kane's lines were voiced by an actor. John Finnemore's lines should have been.

If you’re listening to this since the radio waves from Earth finally reached a distant galaxy, then greetings aliens! We come in peace! (... Except for Margaret.)

That's a disgrace against democracy, political correctness and maths.

Pooh, we want to talk to you about your destructive relationship with honey.

You can hear John Finnemore’s Souvenir Programme again!! And ...again. And again, and again. Endlessly re-echoing in the vault of your skull. What does it WANT from you!? Why will it not let you BE?! 

When the lamb of God makes a chair, it is of course the perfect expression of all that a chair could be. Including durable. Oh, and also, it swivels.

Hello. Here on Poetry Please, we’re often asked for exactly the same poems again and again and again and again and again and again.

Cats are indifferent to us and don’t care if we die.

You see, that robot hedgehog might just be Queen Victoria.

Towels in the sky mean ‘the end times are at hand’.