no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

metamorphic or igneous

neither, dwayne the

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I love rock concerts because when the band asks you how you are you are expected to scream which is an accurate representation of how I’m feeling 90% of the time

i love the new animal crossing

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable 

And they performed the best goddamn cover of car wash to date next

Fuck! I can’t stop thinking about him

Y’alld’ve, but y’ain’t’ve. 

Whomst’ve?

Y’all and y’uns. Y’ain’tve. 

Well if yinz mightn’t’ve, then we’dall’ve.

Well damn. 

I love watching language evolve like a pokemon.

Oh so that’s what happened