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oh fuck yum

Every post in 2014 was like this

dude stop being a pussy and just join my warband

Let me suck yo berry

Dan and Phil probably beat each other and smoke crack

I'm just jealous seeing a gay relationship last that long

Sex Isn't Real And You Can't Have It

Girl U Need A Shot Of Green Elf

my esteemed colleagues at the saying odd shit online circuit, only some of whom are federal agents

everybody was normal fighting~ *non-racist riff*

Bro in 10,000 BC I woulda been so good at staying up all night making sure no predators got into the cave

what if we lived in boner city

Some my life just sucking bad milks

like this if you think people in airplanes are gay

What happens do it mean if I reblogged it

Every woman just died

if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure