PARIAH JESTER

i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity

i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity

i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity

i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity

i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant

you can use this handy mnemonic to remember the planets of the solar system

mercury penus gearth cars cupiter saturn muranus reptune bluto

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

oh fuck it, i'm not driving. put whipped cream on those strawberries.

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....