PARIAH JESTER

Been getting really into orange juice lately

i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves

um. cut him in half

Im gonna amazing digital jerk it

no spoilers obviously but the direction that deltarune's weird route is going is making me so mad because i've had a story in my head for close if not more than a decade now of something incredibly similar but i'll never be able to write it because any first records of this story written down are gone forever and people will just think i'm writing a deltarune weird route ripoff. toby fox stole the ideas from my barely-teenaged brain

i mean i'm still gonna write this story now that i'm better at writing and not 12 years old. but the ragebait worked on me stupendously

NASA just discovered a vampire continent

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

You are all on tumblr for me. Act like it. Now post

i was playing b52s at work and this old guy i was ringing up goes "this band was out to friggin lunch"

guys raised by fly's