PARIAH JESTER

my girl's damn daniel pussy has me doing flips on ellen

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

Poob has it for you.

oh my god a poobling

Been getting really into orange juice lately

i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves

um. cut him in half

Im gonna amazing digital jerk it

no spoilers obviously but the direction that deltarune's weird route is going is making me so mad because i've had a story in my head for close if not more than a decade now of something incredibly similar but i'll never be able to write it because any first records of this story written down are gone forever and people will just think i'm writing a deltarune weird route ripoff. toby fox stole the ideas from my barely-teenaged brain

i mean i'm still gonna write this story now that i'm better at writing and not 12 years old. but the ragebait worked on me stupendously

NASA just discovered a vampire continent

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.