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Anthony Bourdain

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

i me I promis

this i vow to my followers

in the early 21st-century, the “small business” was a sort of small temple run by a local warlord. Patrons could purchase small trinkets and be granted absolution for the sins of their empire. This was called “ethical consumption.”

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

Call your senators and tell them to kill themselves!!

it's like 10 annoying bald men at the gym right now

caught the creepy gay one recording me while i work out. had to tell him off

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way