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If I don’t see each and every single one of you reblogging this, I swear to god

This user is very fucking Jewish and hates all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :D

This user isn’t Jewish but hates Nazis and wants to be a good ally to Jewish people

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

“My parents… are dead” OMG

Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.

Holy shit

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

black boys in gymnastics would be undefeated

Super human

You didn’t even need the caption fam . We were going to support you regardless.

I remember a more innocent time, when two bros would chill in a hot tub, six feet apart, not because of a global pandemic, but merely because they were not gay.

I can’t stop laughing, how did I never pick up on that

I groom one of these guys every week and he’s quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called “brush, brush, kiss” because as long as I say “brushbrushbrushbrushbrush” he’ll stand nicely, but the second he gets impatient or I need a break I say “KISS” and he explodes into a ball of joy and kisses my entire face and anywhere else he can reach. It’s the best part of my week sometimes!

Well this is the best possible comment on any photo ever.

I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

if you’re white and you act like race issues are just “unnecessary drama” or “discourse” then sorry to tell you but you’re just…. racist

yes white people CAN and probably SHOULD reblog this just dont add on anything.

The crack fic is enough for a reblog.

always reblog

Um yes this is genius. 

wow, i haven’t seen this since i was a lurker!

this might be a hard pill to swallow for college students but getting drunk all the time isnt a personality trait it’s alcoholism

Here’s another pill: companies and ad teams know that your 20s are extremely stressful and they purposely target you because they don’t care about making us all alcoholics as much as they care about profiting off of us.

Reblog for non-religious version of AA

Just be careful to avoid these groups. The Church of Scientology loves to use substance abuse support groups as a front.