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had to make this a gif LMAOOO

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god my favorite part of knitting/crocheting/etc is watching string become fabric. crumpling it in my hands. this fabric would've never existed had I not willed it into being. it isn't fabric, it's time made physical. made material. isn't that the high of crafting? you mold time between your hands and put it into other people's hands. my least favorite part is when my cat tries to cram the whole yarn ball into his mouth
is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?
can a black hole destroy the earth?
no, you idiot.
black holes arenât planet gluttons, you bitch.
and the earth isnât some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.
and that dumbass sun that weâve got isnât big enough to make a black hole like other stars.
you fool.
This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism.Â
Little 6 year old me can finally be put to rest knowing thereâs science that says black holes wonât swallow the earth
I wouldâve needed that like 20 years ago đ
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A snake in Thailand spent enough time sitting still in the water to grow moss and turn into a dragon, apparently.
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Inclusive language is for everyone!!
Their boyfriend is their partner why is this hard to understand
Also, âpartnerâ is just a good word? It implies an equal relationship where both of your work together in pursuit of something, whether that be life goals or just having fun together.
Itâs a good word. People should use it more.
horses made me transgender
Story time to explain this
-thereâs a horse where I work named Lucy who HATES men
-like âbite your face offâ levels of hate
-enter me, whoâs been having gender thoughts but not really realizing what that means
-Iâd been avoiding Lucy because I quite like having my face not bitten off thank you
-Then one day I forget that she hates men and I go into her stall with her to clean out the poo
-She Doesent Hate me but I donât think anything about it because I donât remember that sheâs sexist
-Someone walks by and comments on how she never lets any men in there
-âha ha weirdâ
-internally Iâm screaming âholy shit holy shit holy shitâ
-thoughts that Iâve been having suddenly start to make sense
and thatâs how I realized I was a girl
Assigned female at barn
I made some chalkboard signs to use around town đż
my little cottage kitchen/laundry room đ§şđž

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Concept: We Didnât Start the Fire, but instead itâs listing everything millennials have supposedly killed
Plastic straws, diamond trade, breakfast, lunch, mayonnaise, Honeymoons, handshakes, 9 to 5 jobs. Relationships, exorcism, news paper journalism, Marriage, dates, and divorce, canned tuna, intercourse.
Credit cards, hotels, stilettos, NFL, Chain restaurant business, saying âhave a merry christmasâ.
Real estate industry, private practice dentistry, Capitalism, napkins, hang-out sitcoms, bar soap.
We didnât burn the world down, Itâs the fault of boomers, Theyâre just making rumours.
This is so
Unnecessary
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
You canât. Just save this video to your phone. Show it to them if they laugh youâve made a friend, if not their loss.
So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As weâre going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover Iâm holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.
Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.
I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.
Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.
Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldnât be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet
This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non câest une fucking pommeÂ
*800 years of war*
Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named âavonâ because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered âavon.âÂ
âAvonâ is just the Celtic word for river.
Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the YucatĂĄn peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded âYucatĂĄnâ. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, âYucatĂĄnâ meant âI donât understand what you are sayingâ
W H E E Z E
I love entomology so much because so many words kind of happened by accident or by a native speaker trying to say âWTF are you saying?â
Canada has you all beat.
When explorers first came here, they basically asked what the land was called and the tribal representative said âCanadaâ, which meant âthe villageâ, thinking they were talking about their immediate location.
This name got expanded out and out and out until it became the name for the entire nation.
Our nationâs name is based on a misunderstanding.
I donât know if this is true but Kangaroo came about because somebody was trying to ask a Native Australian what the heck the oversized bipedal rabbit was called and they said âKangaroo.â
Which actually meant âI donât understand.â It was *not* the name of the animal.
That the name of the Kangaroo means âI donât understandâ was debunked by linguist John B. Haviland in the 1970s.

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gays, lend me your strength
I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.
thank you so much.
lesbians, lend me your strength
I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before
I am forever in your debt.
aces, lend me your strength
I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.
I owe you my life.
transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength
i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them
I could never thank you enough.
bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength
I am eternally grateful.
now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength
You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.
I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.
now,
had a dream last night that the Daleks got wind of the phrase âan apple a day keeps the Doctor awayâ and, yâknow, took it literally. they built this massive fucking fortress out of fucking apples and just like chilled in there and Rose was like âdoctor wot r u gonna doâ and ten was just like  âiâm not gonna do anything, maybe theyâll just sit quietly in their apple domeâ
woke up laughing