god my favorite part of knitting/crocheting/etc is watching string become fabric. crumpling it in my hands. this fabric would've never existed had I not willed it into being. it isn't fabric, it's time made physical. made material. isn't that the high of crafting? you mold time between your hands and put it into other people's hands. my least favorite part is when my cat tries to cram the whole yarn ball into his mouth

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism. 

Little 6 year old me can finally be put to rest knowing there’s science that says black holes won’t swallow the earth

I would’ve needed that like 20 years ago 😭

Their boyfriend is their partner why is this hard to understand

horses made me transgender

Assigned female at barn

Concept: We Didn’t Start the Fire, but instead it’s listing everything millennials have supposedly killed

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

You can’t. Just save this video to your phone. Show it to them if they laugh you’ve made a friend, if not their loss.

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

W H E E Z E

I love entomology so much because so many words kind of happened by accident or by a native speaker trying to say “WTF are you saying?“

That the name of the Kangaroo means „I don’t understand“ was debunked by linguist John B. Haviland in the 1970s.

gays, lend me your strength

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.