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I think the message of Howl’s Moving Castle is that in order to maintain a successful relationship with some kind of fucked up wizard, you must find it in yourself to also be some kind of fucked up wizard.
Okay but consider this- Elizabeth Swann. She’s a pirate nerd from the beginning. She’s fascinated. And by the time the Black Pearl blasts Port Royal she knows enough to defend herself- first with the iron, then with the Code. That nerd studied pirate law enough to quote it.
And not just pirates. Presumably she’s been on a ship once- when she comes over from England. But nope no piracy wasn’t enough for this kid no she did some intense studying of sailing too because why not. So when they’re being chased down who’s coming up with all these nautical maneuvers? Elizabeth fucking Swann, sea nerd extraordinaire.
Fast forward and she’s not just a nerd anymore. And she isn’t a pirate, either. She’s the Pirate King, doing battle with Davy Jones and the entire British navy, with every Pirate Lord and their crews behind her. No more improvised weapons, no more parlay- she commands every black heart that ever set sail. And then her bae becomes ferryman for every soul lost at sea.
So then what? Everyone just goes back to what they were doing? And Elizabeth just goes home to make a quiet life for herself as a single mum? From studious sea nerd to Pirate King and now suddenly she’s happier at home, waiting for Will?
Give me an epilogue where Elizabeth has her father’s estate and enough gold to keep her comfortable for a lifetime, but instead travels the world, her son at her side. Adventuring and exploring, in and out of the law. Tell me she calls up Calypso for tea from time to time and they talk about uncharted lands and the price of sugar. Tell me in some ports she’s recognized as the daughter of Governor Swann and wined and dined. Tell me in some ports she’s recognized as the Pirate King and gets barrels rum on the house.
Tell me even honest sailors whisper stories of the mysterious and elusive Pirate King, who rarely strikes at all but then vanishes for years at a time.
Tell me Elizabeth spends time aboard the Flying Dutchman, so she can be with her husband, and her son can be with his father and grandfather. Imagine young William learns to sail on his father’s journeys to and from the land of the dead. And when he finally captains his own ship, he’s learned to be both a respectable gentleman and a good pirate.
Imagine Elizabeth spending her life on the sea, sometimes with Will and sometimes not, with a wind from Calypso always in her sails, adventuring enough for lifetimes as a part-time well bred lady, part-time Pirate King.
yes this
This, exactly. Like, the only possible reason - and my personal headcanon of Elizabeth post-At World’s End - was that the little house we see in the epilogue was just a tiny ‘vacation home’. So when Will has his day on land, they have a place to meet and neither of them has to figure out where the hell the other is right now. Will just goes ‘okay we’ll run into each other at sea often enough, that’s a given, but when I have my day on land, wouldn’t it be nice to have a little place of our own?’ and when it’s that day, they meet there, the Dutchman makes port nearby, right next to her ship. And when the day is over they kiss and both set sails with their respective ships, off to new adventures.
No way in hell will Elizabeth fucking Swann just be a stay at home mom in a tiny cottage waiting for her hubby to come home. Like… if anything, Will was always the one who wanted to settle. If anything, HE would be the one who would wait for his pirate wife to come home. The only reason why that is not the case is because he has to captain the Dutchman, he doesn’t reall have a choice.
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making my brother watch gravity falls is great because most of the time he’ll be like “oh is x side character played by y actor” and i have to say “no its alex hirsch again” but last night he was like “wow alex hirsch did a great job on this shapeshifter voice” and words can’t describe the look on his face when i, vibrating, said, “actually thats mark hamill”
Every once in a while I think “why do I have all these mental disorders, surely my childhood wasn’t that bad” and then I have an interaction with my mother and I understand.
personally, I love being evil and bisexual
when are critics going to realize that i don't care if my fun girl gang movie is cinematically groundbreaking. i just want to see them thrive on screen and have fun and be fierce and star in movies that are not necessarily top tier but still good without being degraded for it like men have been allowed to for decades

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what is it about having anxiety that makes you so insane. like every time i go to my job where i work i expect someone to tell me to leave. like i walk in and im like well i bet im not supposed to be here. even though all signs point to me needing to be there
paperwork: you work here at this store
schedule: this is when you are going to be working
my boss: see you later when youre working
me, showing up to work: im not supposed to be here. this is so embarrassing. i dont even work here. is this the right store
Fitzroy and Argo: The Commodore is responsible for Shebrie Keene’s death, he killed her because he was jealous of her success and wanted to take it for himself
The Commodore:
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the secret history, donna tartt
“But how,” said Charles, who was close to tears, “how can you possibly justify cold-blooded murder?’ Henry lit a cigarette. “I prefer to think of it,” he had said, “as redistribution of matter.”
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the cafe in the center of town / the busstop

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LMAO and it’s the drive rn too?? wow wow wow guys listen just turn it on for an hour you can manage it
there sure is nothin shittier than people on a podcast bitchin about having to do their podcast huh
imagine if i just stopped in the middle of the grand pas in nutcrackwr and was like “ugh what if yall like watched the video from last year instead huh” ?? i get burnouts a thing but like WOW