Pottersaurus Rex

op can we please talk

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn

By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.

my life is missing a homoerotic scene where i come to an old castle seeking shelter from a storm- all helpless and shivering with a white blouse plastered to my body by the rain- only for the door to be opened by my mysterious vampire love interest holding a candle and saying “oh you poor thing…lets get you warmed up” and then i get railed.

The artist is luo li rong

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

“Dork ass losers”

OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her