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I cannot understand why anyone would want to fuck a Pokémon when the Pokémon world is canonically bountiful with hot empty-nest moms whose husbands are absent or nonexistent
Is this a trick question or something?
are you arguing that incest is better than beastiality
Believe it or not, none of these women are my mother!
ATTENTION YUGIOH FANS ITS THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON
Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)
man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge
i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am
Not even to save New York?
what has new york ever done for me

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NO ONE INVITED YOU
Most species evolving: “If I stretch these bones and maybe squeeze these close I can achieve my goals and survive!”
Ichthyosaur: “HRNNNNGH MORE BONES”
post-nut catharsis
dick so good she got me forgiving myself
hey. look at me. look at me. you are not irredeemable. you are not defined by a single moment, by a single action alone. this too shall pass. the weight will become easier to bear. it's always darkest before the dawn, but the sun will rise agai - hang on. are you getting off to this.
This is one of the best running gags in cinematic history
Thing about tumblr is you and your friends see one post and then suddenly none of you can spell "package" right ever again
????
To anyone who is confused:
Hope this clears things up.
Check out the Dunth on this guy!

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This lady was the main act in a funny online "scandal" some weeks ago (?) bc she is some famous bigshot in the tradwife online community and it got 'leaked' that she is married to a pretty high up millonaire guy, and thats why she can live by making videos of her making all kinds of foods from scratch in vintage and original expensive ass old kitchen.
But well, nothing more trad than the rich wife of a rich guy being able to be a stay at home mom and to larp as a farmer. Even old time royalty liked to do that from time to time.
I had to do a double take because I recognize that stove! That’s the stove from the fucking book. This romance novel I read (Scrap Metal by Harper Fox) kept talking about something called an “aga” and I went “what the hell is an aga?” and then got trapped all day reading about the history of the AGA cooker on Wikipedia, and let me tell you-
They’re designed to be on 24/7, they do not turn off. They use almost forty times the energy of a normal stove. The smallest AGA cooker will burn the same amount of gas in one week as a standard oven will use in nine months. So not only do they cost a million dollars they’re unimaginably wasteful.
I mean fuck this lady cause she's selling a lie to people that she's "self sufficient" and not disclosing being married to an airline heir and also for spouting tradwife bullshit
BUT
AGA stoves were never meant to be what rich people use them for now. They're originally from small houses in very cold weather climates where it being on all the time also warmed your whole home. Similar to woodburning stoves in the northern US and Canada but just a bit bigger so it serves the triple purpose of also being able to use it as an oven and not just a stovetop and house heater like a woodburning stove.
You go in really old homes in a lot of cold climate European countries and many of them, if they still have original interiors, are gonna have an AGA style stove. And they're not only houses occupied by rich people.
It's not really wasteful if it's also your house's heating system, it tends to be about the same amount as using a regular stove plus standard modern heating at the same time.
Buying a new one and putting it in your big US farm house that also has normal central heating? Yeah that IS fucking wasteful but this style of stove in general isn't if it's used for it's actual intended triple purpose of stove/oven/ heat the whole house.
I'm not defending this woman at all, I just think the history of AGA style stoves is neat.
aye, we lived for three years in a shared somerset farmhouse with a solid fuel aga that had two big cooking rings on it and four ovens (the bottom ones were just to keep stuff warm) and it ran the radiators around the house too
the idea of a gas aga feels offensive, because gas central heating is so much more efficient - but where we lived there was no gas line
(gas here means as in stove not petrol)
you'll also see braeburns mentioned in brit lit, they're the smaller cheaper alternative to agas - in the uk agas these days have a posh vibe to them because if you're putting one in where there wasn't one before, you've literally got money to burn
The three kinds of bird species name
1. God’s Specialist Little Boy
2. Hot Breasted Milf
3. Grey Bird With Brown Head
4. Walter’s Fingernail
I love how, in the absence of Perry The Platypus, Heinz Doofenshmirtz immediately goes to antagonize the most competent child with a hat on in his vicinity.
these tags. I can’t
phineas and ferb heritage post
This was childhood. I often had debates with my brother if one of Isabella’s patches was from killing a man
Signs point to yes
over a thousand kpop fans fell for the dumbest bait imaginable
It gets better
there was an era when Limmy found out saying 'cunt' was an automatic ban if someone reports them and just baited people into saying it in more and more creative ways. he probably racked up hundreds of bans. one of the funniest things on twitter
My cat has gained some really weird habits since about a year ago.
Some notes before I say this: I am Disabled. I can't bend down or stand for long periods of time.
Okay, here we go: I have had Ally (Alfalfa Louise, F11 Tortoiseshell Tabby.) since she was born in one of my cupboards when I was 10, in 2012. Up until a few years ago, she would get pissy and aggressive towards most people in my household, but was really affectionate towards me. I have minimal muscle movement in my face, so I have a kind of "RBF" look, which she started doing as well.
fast forward to this past year; She tolerates most of our household, and lets people pet her. She is still practically glued to my ass.
I will admit it, I have a really nasty habit of pushing myself too hard. I'm used to living in nearly full solitude in my home, having to do everything myself, even if it hurts me. I have a caretaker now, so they help me with meals and cleaning, bending down to get stuff off the floor, etc. I still have this bad habit.
Ally has started jumping onto higher places than she usually does, hopping up and moving from foot to foot while looking at me expectantly. This is the language she exhibits normally when she wants pets.
When I end up standing too long, she will stand with her body over my feet, stationary, while leaning onto my shins, pushing me to go sit. When I start to move towards sitting, she will move swiftly behind me, alternating between trotting on my right and left side, oddly like how a shepherd dog would herd a sheep.
When I'm in the shower, sometimes I forget I should use my shower chair, much to my own detriment. If no one is home and actively awake, she will sit on the toilet lid, next to the shower, and scream at me if I have been standing for a longer period of time.
I don't know where the fuck she has learned this, but it has helped me a bit with tuning into what my body needs, gets me out of my head.

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sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
this is my favorite post of all times every single time I slip on anything I picture this post it literally changed my life there’s no other definition to it
Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say
As someone who has been following the Cal Falcons all season, this has been one heck of a story. The TL;DR is that Grinnell, the longtime mate of Annie, the female, died after the second egg was laid, but a new male, Alden, stepped in and became Annie’s mate, and they had a third egg. Only two of the eggs hatched--the Cal Falcons team believes that it was the second egg that did not hatch, meaning that Alden is most likely raising his chick, plus one of Grinnell’s (they’ll confirm it with DNA testing later).
Alden is believed to be much younger and inexperienced than Grinnell and Annie and... it shows.
..He is trying so hard to Dad.
A for effort, Alden.