Happy fifth birthday to the only video that has still ever been posted to youtube actually

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

listen, sometimes it's more powerful for a fictional relationship to be a friendship precisely because friendship is devalued in comparison to romance. anyone can sacrifice themself for the love of their life. but for a friend? if anything, that kind of devotion can be even more moving than if the relationship is romantic. there's a real dramatic power to prioritising friendship in your narratives sometimes.

i feel isolated n forgotten today in my sickbed in my dark room so i’m reaching out mentally and picturing all the other disabled people stuck in beds and rooms and facilities who are also reaching for someone. we can be that someone for each other. we understand one another. I love you all

I feel such friendship and kinship with so many disabled people i’ve never spoken to, people I haven’t even met online, let alone irl. if you feel friendless because of isolation, there are people out there already loving you from afar. if i’m doing it, there must be other people doing it.

please this is so pretty i wanna //ugly sobbing