I love you

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

ahhhh!!!! ooooooh!!!! oh noooo!!!!! eeeeeek!!!!!! oooooooo!!!!!! omg

I love how every clip I've seen of a celebrity on this show has them looking dazed and confused like a tranquilized zoo animal

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

they just prescribed me gunshot to the head at the urgent care

drowned in a puddle today. thanks for nothing to my useless mutuals who did nothing to help

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know

This post is: Bouba

@infamouslydorky

girl help they are making me do my job at work

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.