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so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

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drake?

hazeleyedcat

josh?

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

where’s the body of christ?

wyrddog

reaiiygoodusername

I’m gonna kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) someone else (remembers murder is bad) on accident (realizes it’s not an accident if I say I’m gonna do it) and I know because I’m from the future (remembers lying is bad) no I’m not (feels guilty) I’m so so sorry (remembers actions speak louder than words) (does a backflip)

catcrumb

bippus

lol your kinda cute Not to be too aggressive or anything but I’ll rend you limb from limb

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beepathan

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

freakshows199

userfinalgirls

april fools? on [tumblr] ? i see fools on here 365 days a year, pal.

gogglesaurus

my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible

gogglesaurus

all it knows is dig

level 31 and it just knows dig

gogglesaurus

what am i supposed to do with this

gaypet-deactivated20150628

is

is this machamp’s name “homo matsuri”

as in

“homo festival”

lovelive2k15-deactivated2015010

yea this is good

jajakuroneko-deactivated2018121

Some more interesting information:

“Dig” in Japanese was originally “Ana wo horu,” which translates to “Dig a hole,” with the direct object’s being “Ana,” “a hole” and the verb’s being “horu,” “dig.”

The common writing of “ana,” “穴,” is the same as a colloquial term for the buttocks, “ketsu.”

“Horu,” in addition to it’s more standard definition, is also a slang verb meaning “to have anal sex (between two men).”

Your new Machamp is named “Homo Festival,” and it’s only move is to fuck a man in the ass.

lyrasyst

I had a hunch so I looked into it, and I’m pretty convinced now that it being lv31 is also a pun, via goroawase (matching numbers phonetically to create words). there’s a lot of different ways you can do goroawase due to most digits having multiple possible pronunciations, but there’s one particular reading here that stands out:

3 can be san or mi. 1 can be ichi, hi, or to.

mito is a polite archaic word for genetalia.

its name is Homo Festival, its level is penis, and its only move is to fuck a man in the ass. a masterwork.

hydrobiological-moved-deactivat

passing another imposter really feels like this

lesbiansisyphus

i saw the tags and realized this is about the among us video game but when i first read the post i just thought this was about me and someone else who also has imposter syndrome

pjackk

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

stealthneko

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furryprovocateur

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

girlswater

capacity2

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

starlit-syncopation

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

capacity2

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

ooppo

You guys aren't going to believe your fucking eyes

ooppo

I hand drew this on my track pad and you will appreciate it

sasuke-offical

followers of mine dont even bother clicking. it is what you think it is. your sharingan never fails

ooppo

Shut the hell up Sasuke

sobcat

me when there's work at work

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

spltlvlhous

best shit ive seen in my life actually

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pukicho

So let me get this straight. When you code you actually have to write code and understand coding to code??

theforsakenprince

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

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