you die or you die dude

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

in a world where happy rich people sell the discontent lower class the lie that money cant buy you happiness it is at least reassuring to know that our sole trillionaire is the most pathetic, unloved, miserable, alone human being on the planet, and that NOTHING could make him happy. get fuckeddd lol

person (non-practicing)

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible