Bro. Dude. Buddy.

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

being obsessed with captain america: the winter soldier in 2014 is something that will always be inside of you

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

*experiences joint pain* we are losing the skeleton war

So it's not my circus, but one of my monkeys did previously work there so i actually have a lot of opinion's on the circus' labor practices

i disagree with my mutuals and people i follow all the time. it is normal because we are all just women talking. i forgive them like i would forgive a friend saying she loves the beatles while we have coffee

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked Phil Lester and he completely misinformed me with a smile on his face.

On account of the gender transition

On account of the gender transition

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

this and a blunt [remembering i don't smoke]force trauma

Everyone's all "ohhh 2026 bring back physical media" until I start talking illuminated manuscripts and then suddenly we're not on the same page anymore

Actually we are on the same page. We've been on the same page for a week because these things take forever to make

2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published