Boy Who Says Hooty Hoo

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

it's fucked up to steal from the villagers in minecraft cos for us it's just a game but for them it's their life