Posts for My Ex-Wife

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@serendipidaydream @digmon

this could be us but you playing

always playing

I havent smiled all day… until now

Brother nature is my favorite person

Instant smile. Bless be Brotha Nature.

When you want to be alone even though it’s not a good idea for your mental health.

Me

reblog to help him get off the chair, like to help him jump onto another surface

What the hell kind of cow is that?

Don’t be rude that’s their boyfriend

don’t let him drink that

Shout-out to the little girl at work who started crying when she saw a tarantula not because it was scary but because “it’s so fuzzy and I can’t pet it because there’s glass”.