Candidly yours

Update: he has now spent a significant amount of time this evening watching a lot of Peppa Pig and he has TAKES so look out for that in a bit

The great thing about huge declarations is that the most times you're ever going to have to deliver on them is ONCE. And even that is vanishingly unlikely. The dishes happen every day. My feet hurt now. The kids need a lift to piano lessons every week. The grenade is hypothetical.

The grenade is hypothetical.

Age-old advice which is more relevant nowadays rather than less. This is the second iteration of it though. The original version is: “Never write anything in a letter you wouldn’t want to see in print.” Advice handed down by my mother from her forbears.

From the IT department. We archive EVERYTHING. And Outlook autosaves every couple seconds.

“Dance like no one is watching.  Email and text like it will one day be read in court.”

Mom asked who Ayn Rand was and my stepdad was just like “imagine a woman with just, the worst opinions on everything”

your stepdad was right