im nothing in my soul if not committed to the bit

I love when bisexuals say "I swing both ways!" because then I just imagine asexuals perching on an unmoving swing, staring uncomfortably deep into your very soul as you try to climb the jungle gym.

someone should make a social network (2010) style biopic movie about the rise and fall of panic! at the disco because it's literally the same story. young awkward nerdy guys in the early 2000s make something cool and then have the worst friendship breakup of all time that's reminiscent of a divorce and now decades later the thing they made is lame as fuck. one guy became evil after they split up and the other guy disappeared off of the face of the earth. every man involved was so misogynistic that the story has undertones of a doomed gay relationship (a comically large hook drags me off stage and I am shot like a lame horse)

As much as Richard is a bad person I think the fandom gravely underestimates his trama. Like no one EVER talks about how his dad literally beat him? Compared to the other characters who get paragraphs of an analysis based on their childhood,trauma, and their mental health issues, Richard is barely acknowledged. ALSO evey single time, instead of talking about how something is clearly wrong with Richard and he even has lots of sychopathic tendencys and how his trama has affected him, chalk his actions down to him just being annoying and a bad person. I'll probably make a longer post about this.

ITS NOT GAY TO DEEPTHROAT HIS GUN IF HE'S YOU‼️‼️

this CHICK. marla singer. did Not. have Testicular Cancer.

Currently reading The Shards and can somebody get Bret some help with his daddy issue plz I’m on my knees😭 Why does he HAVE to name EVERY single mysterious dangerous male crush of the protagonist after his own dad?? I mean isn’t Bobby from Glamorama enough? Come on, now ROBERT Mallory? As if it isn’t enough for him to dedicate the whole Lunar Park to his issues TT

this threw me for suchhh a loop

the shards is genuinely the only book i will recommend as a follow up to tsh

I like to lie and say it’s seasonal but In actuality I’m Richard Papen every day of my life and not just when the snow in the mountains are melting