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Yellow leatherleaf slug, Vaginulus taunaisii, Veronicellidae
Photographed in Brazil by rogerriodias
Things I desperately want to see in The Shards TV show
That I probably won't get to 😭
Transition shots between modern day and 1980s LA
Transition shots between 2020s and 1980s Bret
2020s Bret full stop!
2020s Bret still having dark hair despite Rigney's Bret look - that's my disgusting little liar boy and I want him to be caught out
While I'm enjoying my pipe dream of there actually being an actor to play adult Bret: I think when Bret's dreaming about/imagining The Trawler he should be played by the same actor who plays 2020s Bret (though obviously with his face covered)
Gratuitous Steven Reinhardt turtleneck shot
Sleep paralysis demon Matt Kellner
Bret and Matt making friends in summer school (my babyyyyyy)
When I thought Bret was going to be a big, stocky boy I kind of wanted to see him pick Matt up like a ragdoll, but now that he's ~5'7" I would still like to see that thank you
Some kind of montage that encapsulates the beginning of chapter 9. Yes, Mr Ellis, say more about how your upbringing doomed every relationship you've ever been in
Susan very obviously having a crush on Bret and trying really, really hard to act like she doesn't
Susan very, very obviously liking all the things about Robert that he has in common with Bret
Some shots of Debbie being sad when no one's looking at her, please, my girl
A huge tonal shift after Matt's death
A huge character shift after the bungalow scene
Showing the incongruity between the narration and what's actually happening after Bret's "encounters" with Terry. His dead-inside baby-face while he cleans himself up with shaking hands while the voice of a man who's written some form of this encounter into every book he's ever published says, "It didn't bother me."
A shot that implies someone pushed Terry off the balcony (because he deserves it)
Ryan looking like he wants to be swallowed up by the floor when he's at the diner with Bret and Robert and they're arguing loudly
Bret being genuinely unhinged in that scene
Bret coming across as extremely unstable in front of both Abigail and Dr Croft, but neither of them seeming to care or do anything about it
The actor playing Robert's father in flashbacks to be the same actor used to take family photos for the Ellis household
"The Trawler" crying as he attacks Susan and Thom
Bret looking hideously fucked-up after fighting with Robert
Bret hugging his mom and crying
The wound on Bret's arm to look undeniably like a bite mark, but I only want to see a shot of it from Susan's POV
Adult Thom at the book-signing (aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
Hi! This my vision of the characters of "The Secret History"!
I really love this book, it leaves such a void and food for thought, it's incredible. The way the characters are written...
So I read this fic (I'll link it in the notes) in which there was this very emotional parallel between Taako realizing he has a sister for the first time, and post-Stolen Century Taako remembering that he has a sister. Just had to illustrate it :')

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Bret Easton Ellis needs to stop punching down and focus his vitriol on his one, true mortal enemy: journalists who make needless comments about his weight
what if on Taskmaster one of the contestants died in the middle of filming a task but after doing enough of the task for it to be deemed complete so since there was nothing in the rules to say you had to be alive throughout they allowed it. & then all the other contestants bombed so badly that the dead person won the task and in the studio Greg was there like 'wow you all managed to do worse than Christine and she was dead for most of it'
they don't sub in a replacement contestant for the studio shows so one of the chairs is just empty and sometimes when contestants are arguing their case on something they're like 'I think if Christine was still with us she'd take my side' and Greg would be like 'for fuck's sake stop bringing up Christine'
also everyone (Greg included) would dunk on Alex for 'killing Christine' with the task and Alex would keep nervously laughing it off and be like 'legally speaking we weren't responsible for what happened to Christine'
the interstitials for the season occasionally feature randomly inserted shots of Christine's lifeless body lying on the ground
obviously it would already have been announced that Christine died filming Taskmaster but during the show they wouldn't say which task it happened in so every time there's a Christine segment it'd be like is this the one where she died 🤔 let's watch and find out
I love that the banner you guys have during Pride is the gang in their flag colors.
Thank you!
(Here's the banner for reference, for anyone who doesn't use tumblr on mobile )
Tallahassee by the Mountain Goats is sooo always sunny coded. Likee I handed you a drink of the lovely little thing on which our survival depends on. People say friends don’t destroy one another, what do they know about friends. Also they literally start to drown hand in unlovable hand.
AO3 readers, have you ever enjoyed someone's writing style so much you read (some of) their fics for fandoms you're not in?
Yes
No
I hate making choices

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the sense of horror when you finish a book that was Ass Bad and you go to see what fellow haters are saying but all the reviews say it is the best thing they've ever read. feel like i just saw my reflection in the mirror move all by itself or something
Ok, it's finally time for my enormous The Shards theory post, I shall type it up over the next few days
The above is a video shared by smrchildsadness on Twitter, showing a person participating in a pride parade exchanging a pride flag with a person standing on his (am using his pronoun based on the TikToks/Tweets of what happened) doorway who had a Portuguese flag. There are sounds of cheers and crying and the two people hug each other as they exchange the flags. The man at the doorway then waved kisses to the crowd within the pride parade.
The Tweet says: "NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HE WAS WAVING THE PORTUGUESE FLAG BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE A PRIDE FLAG AND THEY TRADED FLAGS AND HE'S SO EMOTIONAL TO GET HIS OWN PRIDE FLAG I'M EMOTIONALLY RUINED"
For context, apparently they were worried that maybe he's a nationalist because he was waving the Portuguese flag and some nationalists opposing the pride march were waving that flag. But upon interacting with him, it turns out he didn't have have a pride flag and he wanted to wave *a* flag in support of the pride march. So they had an exchange and now he has his own pride flag 😭🥹.
The image above is a Tweet by kunwara_ladkaa that says "I'm crying so much right now (Image taken by Manuel Fernando Araújo/Lusa)". The image shows the same man from the pride parade crying as he hugs his new pride flag.
The above image is a Tweet by dudz_zZzz that says "ainda não parei de pensar nele," which according to Google translate from Portuguese to English is "I still haven't stopped thinking about him." The image is a drawing of the person from the pride parade, crying as he hugs his new pride flag.
Posts were made on July 1, 2024.
One of the most joyful moments of 2024 during a Pride Parade in Portugal.
AO3 readers, have you ever enjoyed someone's writing style so much you read (some of) their fics for fandoms you're not in?
Yes
No
I hate making choices
soooo embarrassing to get obsessed w a specific character when no one else gives a damn. like yeah heres post #574934. heres au idea #26482. heres art piece #9383. yes its all about the same person, yes i am rambling in the corner blair witch style. feel free to shoot me dead for this btw

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sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome
Made an enemy at work because he said Cooper Hoffman was too chubby to play Ray in The Long Walk and I truly gave him a piece of my mind
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