posting-mortem

It's not.

full body hair breakdown because we don't stop at bush in these parts.

port - flaming red & curly scissor-trimmed bush because he likes to feel somewhat groomed. delightfully appropriate amount of thigh and ass hair. he also trims his armpits but doesn't shave. has a modest amount of inner chest hair + navel trail. most of his body hair is pale/blond.

sonny - generally bushed up because he can't be bothered to do anything with it but if he thinks someone might be seeing him he'll try to shave. the thing is he has a hard time getting in da crack so he has a bit of a hairy ass... and he also is bad at shaving his balls... so. he doesn't do a great job. but overall he's not naturally hairy and has extremely sparse chest + navel hair... and not much arm, armpit, or leg hair either but he has some. in the future i think he will keep his pubes more consistently trimmed/shaved. he might use nair...!

rida - mega bush when single and bald when seeing someone. she has lots of dark body hair but shaves all of it. she plans to stop shaving her arms & suffer through the prickly phase and embrace her natural arm hair eventually... but she's gonna keep shaving her legs because she doesn't like it when the hair sticks through her tights. can grow some navel hair... i think she will embrace this as well.

oz - ultra mega bush... yet sculpted

klaus - big texas bush

manny - grey bush

dave - trims