Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

*sighs dejectedly* okayyy you got me, I care *smashes head into nearest wall with such force my skull is crushed like a beer can*

MY guardian angel jacks off to me while i sleep

Wat does frick my bean mean

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

we teach fujoshis to shrink themselves to make themselves smaller we say to fujoshis you can have ambition but not too much

I think my 👀 brain is 👀 rotting 👀 in places 👀 I think my 👀 heart is ready to die 👀 I think my 👀 body is falling 👀 in pieces 👀 i thinj my blood is passing me by 👀

sometimes you just have to peel the entire skin off your lips because self-care

ICannot breathe physically yyyyyy

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

atlas….. bottom eyes……