should i live blog my car accident aftermath?

a very kind man bandaged me up and now i’m talking to the police

i kept one of the pieces of glass they pulled out of my arm :3

good news guys i might NOT have brain damage

i woke up sorer than i’ve ever been like i genuinely can’t move but good news is im okay! will not be dying from this incident :3

i might have permanent nerve damage @_@

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

what does it mean when everything looks like a 3d movie and also you can’t move your arm anymore?

maybe 8 babybel cheeses will fix this

suffering back pain, thought "i should take painkillers," looked down, saw a conveniently placed singular ibuprofen on my floor, dusted it off, swallowed it

shirt that says i ❤️ bush

shirt that says i ❤️ bush

[so horny my eyes are defocusing] maybe i ccould be your sword