i feel god in this chili's tonight

the energy these have is like nothing I have ever seen

I know they probably mean ‘pull over first’, but they’re sure as hell not saying that.

nsw has ‘stop. revive. survive.’  but vic has ‘powernap now’. My dad, of course, decided to pretend to sleep every time we passed a sign in vic…

new ‘live laugh love’ motto just dropped

let me end the sex scene discourse right here and now: sex scenes are not allowed when im watching tv with my parents in the room but sex scenes are allowed when im watching tv alone - i hope this clears it up

i'll never forget this girl in undergrad who once told me that she never reads parentheticals because "if they were important the writer wouldn't have put them in parentheses." chilling.

no one knows who i am :( ! but also no one knows who i am :) !

i dont care about men with long hair

please stop this. i know this isn't in your heart.

the dirty dog

This dog is dissolving and all you can do is call him dirty