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if will graham was my professor I would be in the group chat speculating on whether or not he’s going through a divorce

obsessed with bed.. i love bed. obsessed with pillows blankets and such literally love sleeping

gotta admit that my favourite part of irish folklore is that theres an island that appears only once every 7 years and is solely inhabited by giant bunnies and a wizard

second favourite is that in 1999 the construction of a major motorway would have had to cut down a shrub that belonged to the fairies so they just. stopped the roads construction and rerouted it slightly to the left to avoid the bush.

fedex trying to say my package will be here by the end of the day when the package is still like 4 states away. that driver must be doing like 150 all the way here

I scrolled past then I though “wait that’s funny” and I reblogged

forgot the best part of death note, the american names written by someone who was just kind of guessing what american names sounded like. anyways rip to raye penber, arire weekwood, and lian zapack, average american men

rest in peace real character and average american man mail jeevas

i can’t relate to people who bitch about reddit. name one other website where you’ll get subjected to such an assortment of guys

currently reading a comment on a finance sub where someone is explaining that his financial strategy is to live on three serves of aldi peanut butter toast a day and calls oven baked chips “a luxury”

you are literally on tumblr

if you think tumblr guys are in any way on the same level as reddit guys I can’t help you. tumblr guys are all fake cryptic edgy cannibalism jokes trying so hard to seem weird and eccentric but reddit guys will use their whole chest to say anyone claiming to like salmon is doing it for clout. radically different ecosystems

id like your take on twitter then

i think everyone on twitter should die

If you don't know what to do for a specific strike, check for material written by the union. They will tell you what it is they want or need you to do to support them.

I’m the person who puts the news in newspapers and I’ve put in the John Deere strike, rhe kellogs strike and the IATSE. You can spread the word about these things without making it look like journalists are deliberately hiding it.

I am totally here for “dogs as wolf body horror”.

This is better than all Black mirrors combined.

If i was hannibal and i got caught id just realy stand my ground about it all. Like im lithuanian its part of my culture. And whos gonna say shit. Nobody is from lithuania

you're only trying to ritually sacrifice me because you think i'm hot just admit it

like i'm sorry but the whole chained to an altar thing just isn't that subtle

no no the Antlered One thinks you hot I'm just his wingman

😳 promise?