nineteen and terminally fey

He Say

“Nobody ever used their tax dollars to help me!” says local man who drives on roads, gets his trash collected, has clean water, sends his kids to school, utilizes the police and fire departments, walks his dog in the park, receives mail, and also possess no sense of self reflection. 

this is my favorite thing that I have ever seen in my entire life

hey, at least your horse has eyebrows

Literally me except I have a new saddle.

I feel this on a personal level

I feel like I’m a “little from column A, a little from column B”

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

What are these movies called??

The dramatic irony in this is incredible

this is my new favorite video

(artist source)

@artisticnutcase

the clanking of the cowbells and the fog are just perfect omfg