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worst decision in the world is having to choose between beer calories or milk calories 😔

Boy do I have a drink for you…

and its actually not a bad idea to keep a running camera recording at all times in your bathroom just in case the thumb creatures from spy kids or some other monsters are in there but you wouldnt know about it without a camera

if i found out someone was recording me in the bathroom i'd probably just brush it off because i understand you need to keep monsters out of your bathroom

to get a job you have to have 10 years of experience in every possible tool and task that could even tangentially be related to what you'll actually be doing and then you have to prove that you're the smartest person in the world and you're organised and proactive and have great problem solving skills. and then if you beg on your knees like a dog enough and actually get the job, the entire first week will be doing spent reading shit like: 'MANDATORY HEALTH AND SAFETY TRAINING: if the floor is SLIPPERY or BUMPY, you might TRIP. this is BAD. please take this test to check your knowledge. question 1: is tripping bad? yes/no'