*spends $4* Bank account: $-4.00

overdraft fee: $35

Total balance: -$483.76

Payday: next Friday.

Rent due: next Friday

Car payment due: next Thursday

Life: Ending after election

no offense but I literally can’t process that others genuinely care for me

I had a dream abt weed

Millions of people throughout history have died so that I know which foods are safe to eat and which will kill me.

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

She’s an outlier and shouldn’t have been counted

DOn’t let that tiny cat escape

what’s the point of blurring out the middle finger on tv like ooooh you have me fooled what’s behind all that blur?  is it an umbrella?  an elephant?  a young bill cosby? 

Anyone here old enough to remember Bernie Sanders