the times that i am most myself are when im alone in my room reading fanfiction, and i think that says a lot about me.

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

he’s fucking him up against the fourth wall

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

the idea that kink is somehow safe from critique and prejudice or harm is so fucking funny. ah yes bodies, desire, and power, three things that have famously never been utilized in harmful ways. great news everyone yes we are all existing in complex systems of oppression and violence BUT!!!!!! it’s on pause when we are horny