shut the fuk

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

with adhd/autism it’s funny like. people will call you weird all your life, people will bully you for your “outlandish” behaviour, people will criticize literally everything you do as “not normal”, BUT THE SECOND YOU GET DIAGNOSED (or suggest you might have it) they’re like “huh what but you’re so normal, you’re literally the most normal person I’ve ever seen, you’re literally so normal and absolutely nothing is wrong with you? why would you have that now all of a sudden???”

Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.

my trauma didn’t make me stronger it made me addicted to escapism and terrified of facing reality

the thing about me is that i will make noises. sometimes i will make noises for fun. sometimes they are uncontrollable but a part of me nonetheless. noises are like a brother to me.

this child is literally possessed by the spirit of an 1800s street urchin trying to make ends meat by killing and eating anything that walks in his path

TikTok is convincing too many hot people that they're funny

That bird is gay. The DRAMA.

Drama queens

earphones aren’t enough i need this song to possess me