Let's be soft together

It’s someone’s job to manually type out all the text in the end credits, which is the least-watched part of a movie.

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

You know back at the beginning of the pandemic when ppl were saying that if you drank water it would wash covid down into your stomach which would allow your stomach acid to kill it? My work started letting us drink water on our shifts because of that. Like we were allowed to keep water bottles at the till. Because of that.

...why weren't you already allowed to

Retail bad

During my retail days they told us it was """"""""unprofessional"""""""" to let customers see us eating or drinking or sitting down or in any other way demonstrating that we were alive human beings instead of customer service automatons.

playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd

anyways the way i see it if you’re lucky enough to get thebootydiaries to snap you back, you’re lucky enough

i thought this said “snap your back” and then “i don’t remember snapping someone’s spine 2day but ok why are they happy”

Reblog if you would let thebootydiaries paralyze you by spinal trauma

i want thebootydiaries to come into my home and snap my spine, killing me instantly

I feel like an important message is trying to be communicated to me but I have no idea what it is

Our forests are being cut down 3x faster than they can grow! One acre of hemp produces as much cellulose fiber pulp as 4.1 acres of trees!!! This is super useful for so many things, especially paper production! In addition, hemp takes in carbon dioxide 4x as fast as trees do, which makes it especially valuable in the act of reducing CO2 emissions/greenhouse gases! 🌲🌲🌲 source 

#the scope of the anti-hemp conspiracy in the united states is terrifying once you start doing research tbh#like it was initially smeared/banned bc lumber lobbyists pushed for it to be…#and a major smear tactic was to associate it with black people#who now a hundred years later are the ones primarily being imprisoned for it#and the plant itself has now been inextricably linked to the drug so people won’t even allow for it to be grown for commercial purposes#like paper making (via literallyfuckeveryone)

Important reminder that industrial hemp can’t be used as a recreational drug, so if anyone tries to pull that card you can just stop them then and there. There are no real arguments against using industrial hemp, even if you’re rigidly against the legalization of any recreational drugs.