Read in a fat voice

"A tumblr blog? I thought that site died years ago." "This isn't just a blog. It's an idea. A mindset. A place where many have ventured." "One of those popular ones?" "Far from it. Call it something of an untouched gem..."

THIS is bikwin5.

*dramatic sting, music stops*

"Um... bikwin5?" "Yeah like, Pikmin 2 upside down. You know?" "Well, no. I don't."

*music resumes*

"I am bikwin5. Welcome to my blog." "What kind of place even is this?" "It's every kind of post you could imagine. Nintendo funnies, weird drawings, audio jokes... It's all here. All perfectly contained in this one little blog. And only the finest caliber jokes-"

*music stops again*

"When you nut but she keeps sucking?" "Yeah you know, that feeling after you uh... Actually, just forget it."

*music resumes, gets much more dramatic*

"You want my blog, then? You'll have to come and take it."

I came to this blog to see the funny posts. The pictures. The videos. Even the ancient touhou fanart reblogs. But I'd never expect we'd be using this blog to save the world.

Well, maybe not to save my lunch. HUUUUUEGH

bikwin5: THE MOVIE

"There's a BLUESKY too!?"

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

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