goth clowns only

the smuckling smumbler

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

Me and my friends would’ve killed E.T. with hammers I can tell you that much

explaining to my doctor that im getting artifacts in my vision but its not like floaters or anything i just keep seeing an ancient staff and a cursed dagger and shit wherever i look

Jabba the Hutt. He's a wonderful guy and I hear he's doing great things for Tatooine. Jabba the lover I call him-they call him that. And he loves music. Jabba has the best music. The monsters too but we don't talk about that. Strong, strong ally to Israel and the United States yes thank you Jabba.

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

music is stupid

music is for bad idiots 🫂

So everyone should die?

Obviously