hey im tricia welcome to hell

man they can sing

The harmony is flawless

this is so pure

Four dudes put baby goat on pedastle, feed him snacks and sing to him about himself. I think this is the best and most pure thing I have ever witnessed

“Eat what ya got”

The bleating is what gets me every time.

No I did not just bust into tears what 

I love this

To bless all of you on this Sunday

Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you ‘what really happened’, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.

Unfortunately for the joke, the idea that the entire moon is fake is already a conspiracy theory

ok but normalise going to coffee shops alone, eating dinner alone, going to the cinema alone. i’m okay & i’m not particularly sad or lonely. i feel bad that you’re feeling bad because i just happened to enjoy the company of myself today.

me @ writers: make it gay you fucking cowards

I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing, and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on me like ‘here girl smell sexy with me too’. she was so cute I hope she has a good life

Pure

If you are awake right now, what time is it there and what are you thinking about?

To be fair, in this metaphor, the uber driver is in trouble with the local mob boss because he was ferrying cocaine and dumped it out the window when it looked like he might get pulled over, so…

So the uber driver hooks up with the sister of the guy who first hires him, and it turns out that their dad is the Deputy Sheriff, and things go downhill even faster than previously imagined when they hit up a local truckstop for a bite to eat, fuel drop and impromptu family reunion.

Truckstop’s run by an old friend who he won his car off that one time, and the dude’s hitting on the chick he’s hooking up with and it’s like come on man, don’t do this to me but then the girl’s dad is there and he gets hit over the head and shoved into the trunk of the cop car and it’s like oh, shit. Fuck. Chewie man, don’t let them take my car!

bukkake is technically a baby shower

This is fabulous but I prefer Nico as male for the gay ship.

I hate when someone turns my music down in the car to speak.. u think your convo is more important than this absolute banger… get out