I’m Way Too Old For This.

Chim: Suggestion noted and ignored, so team, what would be your dream job?

Hen: I don't dream of labor.

Eddie: Anything that pays my bills.

Buck: Not to sound cheesy, but I'm living that dream already.

Harry: Same.

Ravi: See for me? Unemployment but with a mysterious source of income is where it's at.

Hen: Landlord.

Eddie: Yeah, Buck bought them.

Harry: Are those new shoes too?

Eddie: Yeah, Buck got them for me as well.

Ravi: And the smart watch even though you hate technology?

Eddie, blushing: Also Buck.

Hen: Damn, Buck really went from babydaddy to sugardaddy so fast.

Ravi: I mean he did buy Eddie's house last year so he could move, we should've seen this coming.

Chim: Remeber the expensive Hildy coffee machine he bought Eddie as a "joke"? Buck has been trying to be his sugar daddy from a while now.

Harry: Should we help him and wake Buck up?

Ravi: Are you kidding me? Look at him. He's never been more relaxed in his life.

Hen: If Eddie could purr the whole station would be shaking right now.

Eddie: Is Buck going because I need him there.

Hen: Why exactly?

Buck: Yeah, don't worry about it.

Eddie: Sorry for keeping you busy, but we had to take advantage of our time alone.

Buck: Hey, you needed help getting some holes on your wall fixed, and I was more than happy to help.

Eddie: Is that the excuse we're using?

Buck: Yup, just let me know when you need my caulk again.

Eddie, blushing: You're so dumb and we're so gonna get caught.