everywhere I go people are asking me for my email. my email is in high demand. it's rare for me to visit a website without someone getting on their hands and knees, begging me for my email

fuckkkkk life really is about sucking hairy penis isn't it

so many people out there want to marry me but i am devoted to tumblr.com

Despite his misfortune we can still learn interesting facts about our rich natural world

seriously? fagging it up to cured meats and smoked cheese again??

my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

none of us are making those appointments huh

ive been a fag hag…. I am a fag hag…. And I am the hag and I am the fag and I am a fujoshi watching it. I stand as a gay man watching it…… and it’s not camp at all

Therapy is ridiculous lowkey like this beautiful smart normal woman is not going to understand what I mean ever

i feel like we should be taking advantage of this website in more useful ways like it shouldnt be jarring to anyone when i post my grocery list we literally have a bulleted list function

when they said tumblr could be the next pdf i understood