Oh no! My Topia!

I’m not even a writer and this is awesome. 

I’m not even a serial killer and I love this

im a serial killer

omg I can't wait for this one, hahaha

You’re the town’s superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town’s supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn’t anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor.

finally, a realistic sibling relationship in the media

The superhero and villain are twins and switch places when they get bored. The mayor brother acts grumpy about the situation but actually doesn’t mind because it brings in tourists because people love street theater and the city’s economy is booming. They all have an older sister who is the DA and the really big brained one. She ends up manipulating the twins in such a way that the city is safer because criminals don’t want to draw the notice of either person with super powers, so they just end up clearing out while they can.

The villain routinely kidnaps the mayor because it’s the only way to get him to attend family functions

Let me explain to you a thing that I like to call genetics

Fun fact apparently there is serious debate in Japan as to whether the King of the Hill sub or dub is better.

this is something i never knew i was waiting my whole life to read

well how do they dub boomhauer

two more days!!!! :] then i will take a completely real actual photo of me adhering to the results!