Pompous Bastard's Hall Of Crap

Have YOU tried to play Pathologic Classic but gotten bogged down by the slow pacing of the game and felt frustrated because you're not sure what to do? Want to have a slightly easier time going around town and not feel like you're constantly running out of time to do everything?

Then here's a mod for you!

This mod updates some of the in-game graphics for weapons, revamps the sounds events, has loading screen tips to help new players, and most importantly: increases the speed of the game and slows down the in-game clock.

It is configurible so you can change it back to the default speed if you want to experience the challenge of the game, but if that's not for you then worry not!

Brennan:

"Let me be clear. This was put into this fucking questionnaire to come for me. And I'm going to explain something. If you're at home and you're afraid to tell your gaming group that you're a snacker, I've got your back, okay? Because it's okay to fucking snack, all right? When you're out there--some of us SWEAT from the MOMENT we wake up to the moment we go to sleep. Some of our boooddiiess are betraying us constantly. Would I have chosen this paper white, fur covered, constantly sweating body? No! I wouldn't have. Does it require constant almonds? YES. Almonds all the time, okay? And I'm not going to apologize because these two fucking elevated beings, these two hovering (what are the pre-Skeksis, pre-mystic light beings from the Dark Crystal?)--YOU TWO! SOME OF US ARE POD PEOPLE, OKAY? I'm a little PODDLING. And I need to snack? If I could have another MOUTH in my back so that I could--the BIGGEST obstacle in my GM-ing, ALL RIGHT, is that the same place I talk from is where the food needs to go!"

[Matt: well we know what to get him for christmas]

"A mouth in my back! So that I can have a friend shoveling SALAMI into an open furnace in my torso while I narrate. AND I'M NOT SORRY. I LIKE TO SNACK.

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