The Snarky Psychopomp

You wrote for Star Wars. Shut. Up. You're one of the few people I have both a personal and professional crush on.

⚠️ This user shows homosexual tendencies of varying degrees

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

Okay, but I want to do this as a cosplay, where the gonk is most of my body and two Jawas are sitting on top of it. One of the Jawas is my head and the other is my arms

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

"muscle mommy" "cardio bunny" these women don't fucking KNOW you bro

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

Reblog to make prev dumber and sluttier

yeah sucking dick is fun but have you ever tried seizing the means of production ?

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

Me flirting: I’d totally take a nap with you

new ask game what do you think is wrong with me for real