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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

i could survive a time loop. wouldn’t even notice with the kind of shit I got goin on

i could survive a time loop. wouldn’t even notice with the kind of shit i got goin on

it’s so scary that fish teeth sometimes look like people teeth. you’re not supposed to have that. well maybe piranhas are scared of us having piranha teeth. i will reflect on my human centric worldview (folds my hands behind my back and gazes out at the horizon)

beautiful women named excessive heat warning keep messaging me

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days